Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Compliments to Make Your Skin Crawl

All "compliments" have been received within the last two weeks and are still making me want to shower with Soft Scrub. Granted, when I was 20, these may have had the desired impact. At 35, I'm jumping in the hot shower.

"Fine as @#$%": Although the male species may construe this to be a compliment, the traditional translation should land the bearer in the scrotum stockade.

"Get freaky"/"Get jiggy": derived from the Latin term "freakus maximus"; a phrase used by men meant to induce sexual activity of a devious nature, which almost always leads to a lack of sexual activity based on the fact that the female can only think about the man who coined the phrase and laugh her butt off.

"Fine @$$ chick": Phrase used by musicians and other immature males used to convey their satisfaction with your physical appearance.

1 comment:

Erika said...

"you have nice teeth are they yours?": this statement = why would you even say this? Freak!